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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:08:20 -0700

humansofnewyork: Mahmoud was my driver during my time in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:48:49 -0700

Mahmoud was my driver during my time in Shiraz. Perhaps the most colorful man I’ve ever met. He speaks English in simple phrases, which always involve his name, such as “Mahmoud happy” or “Mahmoud love.” Often he just says “Mahmoud,” then points at me, and places his hands over his heart.

He is the most hospitable man I’ve ever met. If I needed to cross the street, Mahmoud became a crossing guard. He would not let me open my own car door, or my own bottle of water. At one time or another, it seemed that he offered to give me everything he owned. I once made the mistake of accepting his offer of cologne, then got sprayed eight times.

My fondest memory of Mahmoud was yesterday when we laid down to rest in a garden. Mahmoud had carefully prepared two beds using mats and blankets. I couldn’t fall asleep, so I decided to let Mahmoud rest, and went for a short walk by the river. When I looked back, Mahmoud had woken up, folded up both the beds, and was running to accompany me.

(Shiraz, Iran)

DEAR YAHOO

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:28 -0700

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:44 -0700

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

waywardveganbond: arsenic—-katnep: dietchola: ahrned: dietcho...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:31 -0700

waywardveganbond:

arsenic—-katnep:

dietchola:

ahrned:

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence

IM SHITTING

MOFSH

10knotes: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke....

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:14 -0700

10knotes:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a idiot.

She throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:56 -0700

best-of-funny: trashtoro: vipyellowcrown: #adventuretime is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:13 -0700

best-of-funny:

trashtoro:

vipyellowcrown:

#adventuretime is fucking awesome

bless

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holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:53:44 -0700

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen

Pikachu’s Rescue Adventure (2000)

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:51:33 -0700

Pikachu’s Rescue Adventure (2000)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:50:52 -0700

hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:43:29 -0700

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:43:16 -0700

consulting-violinist:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher

uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:42:57 -0700

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

the-freedom-man: afronaut: physicsphysics: An interesting...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:07 -0700

the-freedom-man:

afronaut:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone.

This model should be accompanied with the fact that the solar system is moving about 1,000,000 miles a hour through the cosmos in relation to both the center of the galaxy and the expansion of the universe.

ethan-lawson-wate: JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:38:29 -0700

ethan-lawson-wate:

JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A “GO TO JAIL LINDSAY” SHIRT IM SCREAMING

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:44 -0700

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:27:44 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sexualbread: smells u deeply u smell like my next friend

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:26:53 -0700

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend